And another thing...

Those of you who have had the misfortune to have read all of my previous outbursts on the British tabloid press should have already learned of my cold contempt for its widespread idiocy and five year old reading age.

However, I strongly suggest that you go out and buy a copy of today’s Daily Star and read their headline:

“Cup Final burger £8.60!!”

…if that doesn’t flip a giant middle finger to the critics who say we’re a nation of overweight football hooligans, then I just don’t know what does.